The best picture nominees nobody's seen

Yeah, no kidding. Everyone's been saying this, but now somebody proves it's true. I haven't seen any of those films, but then again, who cares about the Oscars? Obviously nobody, but just in case anybody was wondering, even this year's host, Chris Rock, knows nobody (important) watches the Oscars.

And in other news, today's exactly three months before the release of Star Wars: Revenge Of The Sith. So why aren't you in line yet?