In these trying times for America, they need a charismatic President that knows what's going on. Zaphod Beeblebrox, a two-headed humanoid from the vicinity of Betelgeuse, is probably not that man. But he has been the President of the Galaxy. But, oh wait, in that version of history, the Earth has been destroyed to make room for a hyperspace bypass.

OK, enough nonsense. But Zaphod Beeblebrox is a loud, party-loving, idiotic character from Douglas Adam's Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series, and now he's on the only political T-shirt that I will admit to owning. (A couple other political shirts may be used as pajamas but have never been seen in public.)

Thanks to my apartment-mate, Joe, for giving this to me as an early Christmas present. Maybe next week we'll go have dinner at the Restaurant at the End of the Universe....